My parents had so much #swag at their wedding 🎩
I think I just made the worlds bet cookie 🍪🍪
#betsycrocker #cookie #chocolate #togetherinharmony #nofilteronthesebbs
Black Hole by Charles Burns
I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t do you know what that mean? She got her own kit, she got her own car. Rainx spray, buff hard she a bad broad.
I restored my own headlights. Nissan sparklin hard tonight.
I’m devastated learning the man of my dreams has a girlfriend (I’m cuter tho).
Need a power outfit today to get over it.
Felt like this today while changing in a locker room full of men, I thought I could be sly and put my sport bra over my real bra and slip it off sans peep-show.
Of course I didn’t realize I was wearing a crazy crisscross bra and it got tangled and stuck and I looked like an awkward teenage boy on his basement couch with his first time meeting Ms. Victoria Secret.
Jude booty is my #workout partner tonight.
He loves trying to cuddle at the worst possible times.
#cats #cuddles #felinefitness